Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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Ma'am, I'm sorry I'd like to ask a favour. Yes? Well, my penis died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your vagina?

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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