roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Man: (puts on a stern face and mans up) Hey you random hoe, wanna have sex? Woman: Sigh... sure why not... at least you dont play games. Man: WHAT? IT WORKED? IT WORKEEEEED?! OMG truCKINg goD wOooooot wooooooot hell I aM gonna get laid tonight it finally worked yaehaieHeiAHEIHAIEHIAHE Wootowtowot I AM GONNA LOSE MY VIRGI... Woman: never mind, you are too noisy... Moral: Desperation... harder to hide than you think..

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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Do you want to see something swell?

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You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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