Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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