Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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Male: You are a Drugs? Female: Why? because your so addicted to me? Male: Nope, You ruined my life!

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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-Darling, I will never stop pursuing you. Even from the ends of the earth, I will follow you wherever you go. Really, I love you that much. -"Honey", I will call the police and have you thrown in jail for stalking me. Really, I hate you that much.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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-Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -Do I look like a Time Lord? (Only Doctor Who fans will get that.)

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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