He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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BOY: Are you a chicken? GIRL: Why? BOY: Because I'll like you to lay on my eggs all day...

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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