Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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The ability to speak with dead relatives but only whilst masturbating

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Hello children! :D

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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You smell just like my mom...

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Man enters a bar... ORIGINALITY FOR THE PEOPLE! Man: Hey, wanna go to my place later? Woman: Ok Ronald McDonald but you gotta take of your costume first and... Man: What costume? I am Michael Ja.. Moral: Stop it right there! Its too early for jokes about uh... Michael J Fox... yeah him yeah... lets keep it that way...

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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