Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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Man: Lets have some fun ;) Woman: Sure! Man: Starts telling jokes. Woman: Funny but I thought... Man: What? Woman: Well its a bit uh... silly of me but I thought that we where getting at your place, having a drink and... Man: What? I said fun, not date rape! Woman: Wow... this is really getting nowhere is it? Author: Hell no! Moral: This "anti-pickup" was not even finished and you want a moral too? Pssssssssssssssssshhhhh....

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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