Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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Shy-guy: Hey uh, girl, we have been on like 40 dates, what do you um... You know say we go to my place for once and have some drinks? Shy-girl: Eh, well su-sure I mean its been over forty dates, but ill just take coffee if its oka... Shy-guy: OMG YOU DAMN EASY SKANK! HOLY SHIT YOU WHERE GONNA GIVE IT ALL WHERE YOU NOT? LOL NO TIME FOR DESPERATE BlTCHES! Moral: Not to be confused with the slightly less popular Nintendo character Shy Guy

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- *sound of gun clicking* Woman: Thanks!

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Guy:My tummy hurts Girl: Oh!! Are you pregnant ? Guy: Yeah!!! With a baby elephant!! Girl:WHAT!!!! Guy: Yeah!! Wanna see its trunk

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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