Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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