does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Man: Hey yo sexy, wanna do it in the toilet so I can brag about banging the prom queen? The toilets are dirty but I got aids anyways and... Fine brit Lady: Eh well sire, you see... SURE! Moral: ANTICLIMACTIC ENDING SUCCESS!

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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