Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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You allergic to semen?

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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