- Anti-Pickup Line

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Guy: Hey, cutie! What's your name? Girl: JOHN CENA.

Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! Woman slams man with baseball bat Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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