If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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He: Did it hurt? She: Aww when I fell from heaven? Thanks! He: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. She:...

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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To my story below, I now remember why she never took me seriously... While I was staring at her erect nipples she asked me if I was gay, I replied "uhuh", to everything as I was too busy looking at what I could have grabbed that day... Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Today she looks uh... less appealing in more ways than one.... but lets not go into details, I need to get something out here... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! In 40 years at my deathbed: The only thing I regret is... is... DAMN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: What? Him: When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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