Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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F: I AM SO DRUNK AND HORNY I COULD FUCK ANYONE M: Hey, wanna fuck? F: I SAID ANYONE.. Not anything... Heck I got standards! Moral: Heck she has standards! Her dog is someone!

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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