Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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You allergic to semen?

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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