How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Woman and man on picnicking date at the forest: (Man gets bit in his pingas by a snake..) Man: ARGH! HEALP HEALP! Woman: OMG! I have to call the doctor! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING Doctor! My date was bitten by a poisonous snake! What can we do! Doctor: The only option would be to suck the poison out of the bitten area or else he will probably die... "Click" Man: ARGH! WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY! PLEASE ITS GETTING NUMB! WHAT DID HE SAY! Woman: He said you are gonna die... :( Moral: She may not have sucked, but this sure did :P

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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