I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Woman and man on picnicking date at the forest: (Man gets bit in his pingas by a snake..) Man: ARGH! HEALP HEALP! Woman: OMG! I have to call the doctor! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING Doctor! My date was bitten by a poisonous snake! What can we do! Doctor: The only option would be to suck the poison out of the bitten area or else he will probably die... "Click" Man: ARGH! WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY! PLEASE ITS GETTING NUMB! WHAT DID HE SAY! Woman: He said you are gonna die... :( Moral: She may not have sucked, but this sure did :P

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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