4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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Man: (in indian accent) HELLO I AM VERY RICH INDIAN MAN, I HAVE COLLECTION OF EXPENSIVE CARS AND LIMOS, I TAKE LADY HOME AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER, THEN GIVE HER LOTSA JEWELS AND MONEY! Woman: Cool ill come home with you. Man: Uh... can you lend me money for the bus?

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: What? Him: When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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