Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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