Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Female: I don't need to rearrange the alphabet, N and O are already together!

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man* Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft* Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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Husband: I will always get breakfast and newspapers in bed AT 5:30 baby, but not wake me when you wake up at 4:30

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Boy: Wanna go see a movie. Girl: Which movie. Boy: Texas Chainsaw Massicure. Girl: What is it about. Boy: Unicorns and Rainbows. Girl: Let's go!

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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