Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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I hate you already.

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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I think I shit myself

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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Guy enters a bar: Guy: I have some really bad self-esteem and would really apreciate if someone would give me a chance and... Gorgeous woman: Hey, I would love to get to know you, and maybe take you home and... Guy: WHAT? THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME! I CANT HANDLE IT! HEEEEEEEEEEELP! (Runs out of bar screaming)

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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