you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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Your hair is really beautiful. Thanks. Can I make a wig out of it?

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I know what you guys are all thinking when you read my crazy stuff below: "That guy is crazy as fuck" My reply? Yeah I admit it, I get crazy as fuck when I and two or more ladies fuck for more than eight hours, my life is so sad. Anyway... I am chillaxing again, getting old here, not sure if I can go another round, soon I am gonna have to lie down and let the ladies do some work too... Wish me luck girls! Guys go fuck yourself its all you got. Anyway, I saw this famous book today: ALPHA MAN: LEADER OF MEN. I Lolled, someday I am gonna write ALPHA MAN: LEADER OF WOMEN TO YOUR BED... YOu might learn something girls... Where I live and stuff ;) You see I dont even lead them here anymore, they come to me! AND IN RETURN I COME IN THEM! AND THEY COME FOR ME! AND WITH EACH OTHE... ...Bitch opened the window (not my wife, our bitch) I am sweaty, the bedsheets are wet and... Rebecca is nice and all, cutest girl ever loved anal, but damn she is stupid. Sorry Harris, but you know your sistah has more curves than a racetrack... Harris if you ever read this, stop calling me SON all the time my bro from another ho. My point Harris, is that regardless of your sistah being smart maybe just pretending to be stupid, a girl with the face of an angel and the body of the goddess of sex dont need to use her brains DAD! YOU KNOW DAD! I JUST FUCKED YOUR SISTER DAD! CAN YOU HEAR HOW WRONG IT IS! YOU CANT CALL ME SON LIKE DAT!

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I think I shit myself

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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I hate you already.

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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Guy enters a bar: Guy: I have some really bad self-esteem and would really apreciate if someone would give me a chance and... Gorgeous woman: Hey, I would love to get to know you, and maybe take you home and... Guy: WHAT? THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME! I CANT HANDLE IT! HEEEEEEEEEEELP! (Runs out of bar screaming)

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