I think I shit myself

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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I hate you already.

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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