-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

I thought you were cute, so the voices told me to come say hi.

Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

I think I shit myself

I just killed my wife. What should I do?

Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: Hell No! Man: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said - You look fat in those pants!

Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

Man: Hey babe ;) I may not be the smartest guy around, but look at these muscles! (flexes like crazy). Girl: Sorry, I am blind... Man: Oh... do you hear my sexy raspy voice though? Girl: Sorry I am also deaf... Man: Oh... (leaves) 2 Weeks later: Man: HEY THAT WOMAN TRICKED ME! SHE SAID SHE WAS DEAF BUT WAS CAPABLE OF SPEAKING! DEAF PEOPLE DO NOT SPEAK!.... I think...

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