- Anti-Pickup Line

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Man: Pokes Woman Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: Pokes Man Well it's too bad you're not.

Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

girl - leave! boy - no girl - leave now! boy - i cant girl - why boy - i broke my foot girl - oh

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I thought you were cute, so the voices told me to come say hi.

guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

so how long have you been a bald ghost wombat?

Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

I think I shit myself

"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

Anti-Pickup Line

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.