Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts.

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Man: Hey, I write the most perverted mini stories on ANTIPICKUPLINE ;) Any woman: ME SO HONNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! Moral: Hentai keeping peop... never mind... not into animated cartoons DO YOU THINK I AM A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?.. cant help it that my mother looks like a damn hot pornstar though...

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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-Hey babe, if you were homework, I'd do you on my couch, my table, and my bed. -Yeah? You just failed.

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