Pickup Line Responses - Anti-Pickup Line

man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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If I'm not mistaken, an anti-pickup line is supposed to fail. This pickup line is the complete definition of fail.
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to long, did not listen
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This sounds like a child wrote this....

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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