Pickup Line Responses - Anti-Pickup Line

GET IN THE VAN!!!

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hahaha nice one
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no but I would have if you said get in the Tardis
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the best one I've seen on here.
+43

This isn't an anti pickup line, it's a pickup line
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Spamming is fun.
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in my van

Anti-Pickup Line

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