Pickup Line Responses - Anti-Pickup Line

GET IN THE VAN!!!

+159

no but I would have if you said get in the Tardis
+132

hahaha nice one
+77

the best one I've seen on here.
+39

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+25

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in my van
+20

This isn't an anti pickup line, it's a pickup line
+6

I have herpes

Anti-Pickup Line

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