Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    This is well known that cash makes us disembarrass. But how to act if one has no cash? The only one way is to receive the home loans or just term loan.

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    "Thats not the only thing i have like a donkey's :-)"

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    you must be wearing space pants cuz ur ass is out of this world no im wearing baseball pants cuz my ass is out of your leage

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