Pickup Line Responses - Anti-Pickup Line

Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

+97

I got laid once using this line, and she was hot. Do not insult it.
+31

My boyfriend used this on me when I met him a year ago. I was the only girl who didn't slap him for it.
+10

^ I agree! It sounds like it was made by a 12 year old
+9

It works though

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