-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    How perceptive of you, You look like a victim! =)

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    "You look like a rapist." Best one line anti-pickup line ever. The rest of this one wasn't even necessary.

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    Why yes, yes i am ^^

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    Or... "You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day." "I see you're confused, I was running away."

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