Pickup Line Responses - Anti-Pickup Line

If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

+87

That's so bad that it might actually work.
+39

If I had baseball bat and a boyfriend you would wake up in the hospital
+38

I will be using this
+25

It's either really bad or so bad it's good; I can't tell which..

Anti-Pickup Line

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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