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  • Guy: Listen, buddy, I'll show you how to get a girl. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" *walks off with girl* Guy's Friend: Okay, I'll try it. *sees other girl* "Are you from New Jersey? Because you're the only New JER-sey!"

  • Guy: Listen, buddy, I'll show you how to get a girl. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" *walks off with girl* Guy's Friend: Okay, I'll try it. *sees other girl* "Are you from New Jersey? Because you're the only New JER-sey!"

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!