Like my status for a tbh? Cause to be honest you are the prettiest girl I ever met ;) Like MY status for a tbh? cause to be honest, thats old and No one gets on Facebook. Twitter all the way :p Oh did I say prettiest? I meant b*tchiest you are horrible at comebacks. So your dumb too! -__________-

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    Just because no one liked your shitty Anti-Pick up line doesn't mean no one goes on facebook. The guy had the better comeback. Also, it's, ''you're'' not, "your".

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    Tbh this is a penis

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