Pickup Line Responses - Anti-Pickup Line

-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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Leave this moment
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lick my asshole
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Woman: Aww, too bad. I can't ask you if you want to have sex in three words. (FELL FOR IT)

Anti-Pickup Line

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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