Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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    Joe incase you do not bieleve me I will be the first to comment on my post. I, Chuck Zisk created and wrote this joke. By next year I want this idea to be a common expression :))

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