Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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Are You A Zombie?

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    Yup I used this..... Now my boyfriends mad at means won't talk

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    Yea my guy friend said this to me and I walked away, and he wa like "I was just kidding" and I was like "you called me ugly jerk"... It was funny!

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