(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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    anchorman

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    OOOOUUUCCHHH!!!

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    What if shes wearing a skirt? Then you're dead.

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    I wish I was that creative :/

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    Really? Is that all you can come up with, commenters? .-. What if she's wearing a skirt? Then he'll simply replaces the "pants" with skirt and when he uses that, he'll imply that those legs looks fat. :) Idiot.

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    that doesn't work as well for me cause in an english accent dance and pants don't rhyme. ah well.

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