OOOOUUUCCHHH!!!

What if shes wearing a skirt? Then you're dead.

that doesn't work as well for me cause in an english accent dance and pants don't rhyme. ah well.

anchorman

Really? Is that all you can come up with, commenters? .-. What if she's wearing a skirt? Then he'll simply replaces the "pants" with skirt and when he uses that, he'll imply that those legs looks fat. :) Idiot.

I wish I was that creative :/