What if shes wearing a skirt? Then you're dead.

I wish I was that creative :/

Really? Is that all you can come up with, commenters? .-. What if she's wearing a skirt? Then he'll simply replaces the "pants" with skirt and when he uses that, he'll imply that those legs looks fat. :) Idiot.

anchorman

OOOOUUUCCHHH!!!

that doesn't work as well for me cause in an english accent dance and pants don't rhyme. ah well.