W: Are you water? Becau...
M: Why because you wanna swallow me? Hey take it easy babe, I dont like "fast" women.
W:YOU DID NOT LET ME FINISH!
M: Nevermind, I got better things to do (leaves).
Moral: C-C-C-CUM BREAKER!
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