Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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    W: Are you water? Becau... M: Why because you wanna swallow me? Hey take it easy babe, I dont like "fast" women. W:YOU DID NOT LET ME FINISH! M: Nevermind, I got better things to do (leaves). Moral: C-C-C-CUM BREAKER!

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