Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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Heard at a bra: Hi I am Moral man, the third most infamous guy at a list where Beiber is first. Girl: OMG I MUST HAVE YOU! Moral: ooooh... ANTI Joke duh... I thought this was great pickup lines!

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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-I know you want to ask me out. I am free anytime. -Ok, then go out.

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I'll never forget the day I swept you off of my feet.

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Male: Get in the van.

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Im gonna rape you..

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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Lesbihonest

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