Gaywatch starts

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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he got me some KY jelly for valentines day saying it was going to make me the happiest woman in the world he was right one squirt of that stuff on my doorknob and he couldn't get in no matter how hard he tried

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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I'll never forget the day I swept you off of my feet.

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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Talk to me or I'll burn your face with this acid.

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Woman enters gynecologist office: Man: YO I am the vaginator! Woman: Vaginator? Man: You know, the guy that is gonna fu.. I mean study your pussy with the long hard spear and see if your juices are okay and stuff... Woman: HuuuuuuuH? Moral: Writing this makes me understand why some women dont exactly enjoy a trip to the "Vaginator" so I forgot the moral and the point... my sympaties though...

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Guy: want to hear a joke about my penis. don't worry, it's too long Girl: want to hear a joke about my vagina. don't worry, you won't get it

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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