Hey good looking, what some mayonnaise?

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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Man- Hey, baby, wanna come back to my house for some pizza and sex? Woman- No! Man- What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Man: How much does a polar bear weight? Girl: No idea... Man: Me either... By the way! Did you hear of the great blahblahblahblah that did blahalblahblah! Moral: Breaking the ice... easier than it seems...

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Mom im sixteen and after watching some japanese cartoons and dads gone, I wonder if I can... Son please put your pants back on! But mom! Im the man in the house now, so I invited my friends so you and I can have a stamina sex contest and... Moral: If she does not tell you to put up your pants... Well, you are the man in the house son ;)

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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At a Bar for blacks... and whites... and everybody else... Man: I can last for hours in bed! Woman: *gets closer and whispers in his ear: Really? Man: OH YeeeeeaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Woman: Lets go to your place... Man: Meh, I am done. Moral: Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Excuse me I need to go change clothes...

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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-Hi Honey I'm home! -I'm not talking to you! -Oh, Okay. -Don't you want to know why? -No, I trust and respect your decision dear

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

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Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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Want to go out? No

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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