- Anti-Pickup Line

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

Hey baby. Do you drive a slug bug on a rainbow? If so, I'll drive.

Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

Male: Get in the van.

How you doin? go away- I have a gun

wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

fancy going halves on a bastard?

sex me.

If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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