If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blob fish are ugly and so are you.

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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Gaywatch starts

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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-Isnt this the bus to Vermont? -No, its an pineapple without a flute. -Are you a bus driver? -No, im an umbrella!

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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nice kid... want another?

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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