Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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sex me.

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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jack sanders

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Man: GASP! Why is my penis inside your vagina? Why do you keep thrusting and screami... Woman: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLE! Man: Uh... what where am... Oh... Forgive me, I am a psychic and I keep getting premonitions of the near future... Moral: GASP WHAT ARE YOU FEMALE READERS DOING WITH MY PINGAS INSIDE YOUR MOUTH!

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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Im gonna rape you..

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Man: May I have this dance? Woman: Take it, it's all yours [goes away]

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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