Me 17 years old at a bar: Me: Hey there! Girl: Let me stop you there, you seem confident, you for real or just trying to look confident? Me: uuuuuuh.... Girl leaves. Moral: It was not until that day I realized that being confident at hitting on girls alone don't really get you anywhere.

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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A guy asks a girl in the bar if he can buy her a drink she denies saying that alcohol is bad for her legs the guy asks why do they swell? No. they spread.

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Soon

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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