Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah, here Boy: Umm..its out of ink Girl: What? Boy: It doesn't work Girl: R u sure? Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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At a bar. M: I so wanna sex you! W: What? :) M: What part of sex did you not get? VAGINA! W: You have problems with your heart? (angina) :( M: Stop screwing with me bitch! W: I dont have no itch... :/ *The man gets insulted and leaves* Woman: Cute guy, I wish I wasn't nearly deaf though... Moral "patience is a virtue?" Hell no! The guy got laid with 6 women that day so the moral is "The more people listen to what you have to say, the more you will get laid this day, and a deaf woman is a challenge if she aint your way"

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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How much do you like peanut butter?

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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—hey girl, how about you give me your phone number and I'll pay half of your order. —sure *passes a paper and paid for the things. The girl walked away* The boy flips open the paper "911, call my dad and ask for me"

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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-Hey, do you have a cat? -Why do you ask? -Because I'd love to pet your pussy. -Well, that makes two of us.

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