Woman enters gynecologist office: Man: YO I am the vaginator! Woman: Vaginator? Man: You know, the guy that is gonna fu.. I mean study your pussy with the long hard spear and see if your juices are okay and stuff... Woman: HuuuuuuuH? Moral: Writing this makes me understand why some women dont exactly enjoy a trip to the "Vaginator" so I forgot the moral and the point... my sympaties though...

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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MAN: hey, are youa gust of wind? cause you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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Look at the keyboard, u and i are together. Look underneath, it says jk.

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You're so beautiful you could be a tree... Or a high class prostitute

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Guy: Hey babe, do you have a GPS... I'm lost in your eyes. Girl: Make a U-Turn

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah, here Boy: Umm..its out of ink Girl: What? Boy: It doesn't work Girl: R u sure? Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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greetings clarisse...

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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