- Anti-Pickup Line

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... everyone runs out screaming Batman: facepalm Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

-Isnt this the bus to Vermont? -No, its an pineapple without a flute. -Are you a bus driver? -No, im an umbrella!

Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

Man- According to my magic watch you're not wearing any underwear. Woman- Yes, I am! Man- Damn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.

At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

who wants to play EPAR

B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!