Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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Real life again. I was about twenty and things where going on really well with a shy Swedish girl... Me: Hey, my name is Axel, you know, like Axel Rose? ;) She: I hate that guy! Me: Me too! She: Are you being fake? I dont want to talk to you anymore. Me: No wait I really hate him! She: So desperate... (pats me on the head and leaves me feeling pretty stupid) Moral: Last time I used that one, I hate Axel Rose and I hate my parents naming me after that bastard

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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Hi I'm Shaniqua.

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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Are you on your period, because there's a blood stain on your pants

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Man: Hey, I've been kinda watching you through the night and I'd really be mad if I didn't talk to you tonight. So um, do you want to grab a bite to eat sometime or something? Woman: I'm married but you seem like a nice guy so yea... yea, I'd like that alot.

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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