hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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Are you on your period, because there's a blood stain on your pants

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Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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Girl, do you believe in love by first sight? Uh maybe... Okay, let me see if those titties of you are real or wonderbra or silicone or whatever... Moral: You are fantastic, you know who you remind me of? Myself ;)

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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